They are also inbred, retarded (in the medical sense), assholes who abuse animals. Specifically but not limited to, puppy mills and canned hunting of exotic animals.

You dont need a rail gun. Attach a hyperdrive to any moderately sized rock and shoot it at a planet. At even the speed of light, not multiples of light speed, it will have so much energy it would wreck a planet.

Awesome, but you forgot.

She didnt want her door dinged.

Alternate headline: Two Poor Bastards Live With Disappointment Two Days Longer Than Everyone Else

Yes. Duh, of course. I should have known. The old vacuum tubes in my skull need to be replaced.

The stopwatch and map would work underwater too, except, the ocean is moving and taking you with it both vertically and horizontially. It is akin to your anology but encountering the jet stream from any direction, and all the time.

I had to go way to far down into the comments for this.

Does it tell you where the cops are? Because Waze does, and its free. Works just fine all of the time.

It will be a selling point for me if I can use my phone to:

I dont have kids. I dont want kids but Miss Penny Pants is just perfect and adorable. I wouldnt be the worst father, but if I had a kid like her I just know I would be all like, “no, she would never do that. She’s my little angel.”

Its cool. Ironically friendly fire is my video game handle. For similar reasons, being on the receiving end.

Um.. were you responding to me? I was in the Cheating is Bad camp.

Im a dude too and I am pretty brave with my body. Even I know this is a stupid idea. Don’t glue your bits together, my ma always told me.

I remember that time I was texting and walking. I missed the step down off of the curb and fucked your mom. Accidents happen, I’ll be more careful in the future.

Driving slow in the left lane. I hope they all get cheated on.

So if your SO punches you in the gut, for whatever reason or no reason, you think you should stay with them. After all it was only one mistake. It does not define the rich tapestry of life and shit. Right?

Basically, she is unhappy that he doesnt trust her when she admits she is untrustworthy. The first thing she says is once she loses some weight she cant be trusted. He knows this too. She is fucked and he is only staying with her now because he is trapped by the kid, the house, the bills, family etc..

Yes. When you find out what has been going on all along, it is a relief that you are not going insane. Then you realize they have been gas lighting you all along. Then the anger comes.

You’re right. It isnt the worst thing a person can do, but it is a form of abuse. Like any other form of abuse it is and should be a deal breaker. A SO hits you? They will do it again. A SO calls you a piece of shit until you jump out of a moving car? They are just going to abuse you more after you get back. Someone…