I’m getting old. The dragon claw was the first thing I noticed.

The difference between a Southern Baptist and a Lutheren?

Values often espoused, never practiced.

“As a result, New Miami will be paying all the money it made from tickets back to the motorists. This is especially unfortunate for the small town, since, according to WLWL5, it paid 40 percent of its earnings to a traffic company that ran the unmanned speed camera system,”

Protesters could leave roadkill skunks under the seat.

Dont forget. You are an independent contractor. I hope you saved for you portion and your empolyer’s (yours too) portion of the self employment tax or you’re going to owe the IRS.

Of course with the paperwork. I would probably add, “I will NOT pay your bill, but I will SUE you.” That will help keep their money grubbing mitts of me. Fucking ghouls.

Also, the Hospital will still charge you a bankrupting amount of money, and then make a fortune selling your bits off at “cost”. The whole medical industry is a bunch of gangsters. Fuck em. I’ve been debating getting DNR tattooed on my chest. The last thing I want is to wake up in a hospital and finding out I will be…

Can we talk about that car for a minute? Look how big it would be. See how much wasted space. The passenger compartment is way up front and looks like it could only seat two or maybe four if the seats flip forward. Most of the car is taken up by the reactor. It looks like a F-350/El-Calmino, but without the use of the…

We should name the new planet Tyson and see if he demotes it after that!

Why’s don’t I tell you what it is?
I wen’ out last nigh’ and I got messed up
When I woke up this mornin’
Shoulda seen what I had inna bed wi’ me
She comes up at me outta the bed
Pull her hair down the eye
Looks to me like a dyin’ can of that commodity meat
And says
And says
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Woo ee ah ah!
Wo…

Its pretty difficult for me to have sex with just one person, due to lack of interest...theirs.

Only in these.

What is this from and where can I get more?

We should start a sort of Deadpool for when they get fired or decide ro spend more time with their families.

She is one of the Nazis that escaped when the Ark of the Covenant was opened and only half her face melted.

I thought that was Chris Christie the whole time.

They are only one K away from the presidency.

I know. Im old too. :P