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Here is a fun game. How far back in time do you need to go for today’s “small truck” to be the same size as a past full-sized truck? 30 years? 40?

Can you define what those charts are showing, please? Are those Wii U sales, game sales, Nintendo stock?

They could always adopt one from the pound.

Thats right. Also Jesus would never go down to the orphanarium. The only way he could ever have kids is if he squeezed them out himself. No matter the cost in money or the fertilized cells. “Orphanarium kids are just cheap knock offs of real kids.” -John’s letter to the Romans 3:25

Ive never had that happen to me exactly but when strangers are assholes like that for no reason to me, I get super aggressive. I dont do it out of a sense of wounded masculinity, but simply as a reaction to someone who is an asshole for no reason.

Yeah, I am sure it does, but I wasnt paying attention.

The Trump Nukes will all be clad in gold. We will rain nuclear hot golden showers on our enemies.

You have a valid point, however i have a counterpoint. I have worked in numerous jobs (not related to nuclear weapons) where the leadership has been absent or worse willfully incompetent. So long as the people who actually do the work are competent and willing, the work gets done just fine without leaders in place.

War is peace. The truth is a lie.

“Demonstrators Dressed in Mock KKK Outfits Kicked Out of Sessions Confirmation Hearing “

“A great deal of the world’s population is still illiterate.”

With sound effects like a guy saying, “Pew, pew ,pew. Bang-bang.”

If Chicagoans only fired these seed planting bullets.

This was my first thought. I applaud the intent, execution may be problematic.

The driver rolled a 1 on a skill check while trying to make a left turn.

I’m divorced but she wont move the fuck out. Im going to spend my birthday alone and drinking.

Nevermind abortion, you just killed Baby Jesus II!

That reminds me of the Shannara series. That show was complete garbage, but I hate-watched the whole thing. Even the barn dance/rave episode.

I’ve been watching it on Netflix. I’m mid way through the 2nd season stupidly waiting for it to get better. Also, James Spader plays the same character that he did on the Office.

T’pples was the worst vulcan ever. She was always bouncing around or looking like she was going to cry in an attempt to show emotion while being a vulcan. Her and 7 of Nine made me stop watching those shows. It made me think,”this is what you think I want?” I had AOL for porn if thats what I wanted.