With sound effects like a guy saying, “Pew, pew ,pew. Bang-bang.”

Thank you. It happens. So long as you aren’t an asshole (pun, lol) and do it “accidently on purpose”, get over it. You know what also happens? Getting your dick jammed because someone missed. That is significantly unpleasant. No one meant to do it. You say, “Owie”, you both say you’re sorry and movie on. That is what…

His jokes killed.

...I thought I was developing narcolepsy and hemmroids. That makes a lot more sense.

STOP! giving them ideas. They will also be sending driving reports to your insurance co, the police and credit rating agencies.

“Listen,” said Ford, who was still engrossed in the sales brochure, “they make a big thing of the ship’s cybernetics. A new generation of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation robots and computers, with the new GPP feature.”

The “its cold outside” warning is driving me insane.

With those comfy bench seats it would be an ideal car to take to the drive-in with your significant other.

I am sure the police will see it that way. It is more likely to be a Mid-Westerner though. (See what I did there? Lol. I feel like Darth Vader telling Dad jokes.)

Oh really? There is a science that tells you what bullet matches to the gun it was fired from? I had not thought of that. I thought it was majic like how planes fly or how computers work.

The problem is proving who fired it. Try rounding up every redneck in a 5 mile radius and figuring out which one both randomly shot in the air and hit you.

“The best part of Live and Let Die was gorgeous Jane Seymour losing her virginity - the rest was kind of meh. Except for the theme song - that was glorious.”

Good job, you. You shouldn’t be in the greys. What happened to her eye?

He isnt a priest. He can probably be trusted with kids in public.

You are the second person to accuse me of cognitive dissonance. Is it the word of the day? I don’t think it means what you think it means. It seem like it means, “I have a problem with reading comprehension.”

Yes of course, the old commit-genocide-in-the-holyland-and-go-to-heaven plan. I for one am praying to the god I dont believe in for the rapture to come already. I am sick of every 3rd station on the radio between civilzations being Christian music.

I can accept that. It was not ment to be comprehensive. Would you care to share what gaps you mean?

Of course they did all that. They stated they wanted him to fail from day one. The problem is he let them. If they are going to cry about something, he should have at least given them something to cry about. All except Bohner, he cries over anything.

I dont think there is anything Obama vould have done in office to be less black and therefore get the haters on his side. There are those that would never have accepted him or anything he does. The problem is the amount of time he spent trying to win those people over. He could have fought without being angry. Be…

I believe you. We have 4 years to dig. I have faith we can get there.