Thats what I keep telling the parole board.

“The fact that you think the lives of people you know are worth more than the lives of Syrian is extremely illuminating. There’s no other way to read that line in your comment.”

Considering all the refugees, I am suprised we didnt find any takers.

I am supposed to be working and no time to research. We are in Syria by whose invitation? Was it part of the chemical weapons deal?

Ok. What would you have us do in Syria?

Haha, I thought the same thing when I heard the news. Perhaps the whole team has been demoted to the European League and is moving to Latvia by way of London.

That is proof you cant sell your soul to get a winning team.

Will there be cake? Ill go if there’s cake.

How else can they afford that house in San Fransico? This is the new American standard.

I dont know why people would bother to delete these. I have a gmail account used exclusively for signing up for junk. Everything goes in there never to be seen again. I have another account for FWD: FWD: FWD: emails from my father.

When I see cars running and unattended, I always want to lock the doors, just to be a dick. I havent...yet

Or he could just observe it usually costs $20 to fill the tank..Does he not pay attention to anything at all? I wonder how long the oil light has been on.

FFS there are three stations around here that start playing the offal right after Halloween through new years.

“How the fuck does anybody let $1.5 Million disappear? Over 2 years? Holy crap.”

The most Australian thing ever would be if he immedately stabbed a tourist with the venomous talon on his back foot.

Do you tie a pastel sweater around your neck? You sound like you do.

“Cause it’s really hard to blow 1.5 million on coke and hookers in just 2 years.”

If you found a duffle bag of small bills, would you turn it in or keep it?

No. 69 is dinner for two, not 3 movies.

No. 69 is dinner for two, not 3 movies.