That is proof you cant sell your soul to get a winning team.

Will there be cake? Ill go if there’s cake.

How else can they afford that house in San Fransico? This is the new American standard.

I dont know why people would bother to delete these. I have a gmail account used exclusively for signing up for junk. Everything goes in there never to be seen again. I have another account for FWD: FWD: FWD: emails from my father.

When I see cars running and unattended, I always want to lock the doors, just to be a dick. I havent...yet

Or he could just observe it usually costs $20 to fill the tank..Does he not pay attention to anything at all? I wonder how long the oil light has been on.

FFS there are three stations around here that start playing the offal right after Halloween through new years.

“How the fuck does anybody let $1.5 Million disappear? Over 2 years? Holy crap.”

The most Australian thing ever would be if he immedately stabbed a tourist with the venomous talon on his back foot.

Do you tie a pastel sweater around your neck? You sound like you do.

“Cause it’s really hard to blow 1.5 million on coke and hookers in just 2 years.”

If you found a duffle bag of small bills, would you turn it in or keep it?

No. 69 is dinner for two, not 3 movies.

No. 69 is dinner for two, not 3 movies.

Lol. Its an old joke. The punch line is, the nice southern belle corrects her grammar with, “Where y’all from...,Bitch?”

We are from a place that does not end sentences with a preposition.

Or a police car.

Trump has 4 yrs to find out.

So being drunk in an elevator can get you an OVI?

Now who is J.R.?