I would not expect the Republican congress to impeach him anytime soon. If history is any guide you can expect the party out of power to win the midterms in 2 years in a watershed momement and retake congress. They still wont have enough for a conviction, but it will be lawsuits and hearings for 2-4 years. On top of…

I dont remeber Oddjob giving Goldfinger orders.

Actually, this is probably going to be one of the best strategies for the opposition. Even if Trump were a legitimate businessman, at his level there are always lawsuits, opponents of his could apply the Theil precedent and simply bury him in lawsuits, winning will be a bonus. Having him in court every day for 4 years…

I believe the other party would have to accept the settlement. Why do that when you can haul the POTUS into court? Especially if you have financial backing that allows you to win no matter the outcome, sort of the way Hulk hogan did.

Settle down. I did not blindly say that everything TR said or did was right. The one quote of his, that everyone knows, was on the money. I do not endorse or support any postion other than that. I do not comment on the charge of San Juan Hill or wearing round spectacals. All of that is outside the scope of my comment…

Somebody should tell them they are either 3 days too late or 4 years early. Typical kids, deadlines matter.

No. When you are having a bad day, you count your blessings, give thanks, then actively try to make someone else’s day better. Crying in your beer helps nothing.

“Hillary was a shitty candidate and lost, the next 4 years are going to suck, there are much better ways to deal with it than attempting to steal the presidency.”

People who are capable and comfident do not need to go around bragging and threating. Teddy Roosevelt was right, “speak softly and carry a big stick.” Those who are confident just quietly get the job done without making a big show of it. They are ignored until they are pushed too far. They they give you a punch in the…

I dont get this reaction to Cohen’s death. He was 82. After 50 the odds arent great. After 70 you are on borrowed time. I have had people close to me pass. It is unfortunate, but it is the way of things. He wasnt a 17yo with an undiagnosed heart murmur. He wasnt the actor who played Chekov that died in a freak…

And those votes didnt make one fucking bit of difference. Blame them all you want but Trump would have won even if they all voted for HRC.

Sorry Ellie and those who agree with you, fuck Hillary and the DNC. They are the ones whose election it was to lose. They fucked up, not Johnson or Stein for offering laughable alternatives. Also, the electoral map did not change by more than maybe one state because of their involvement. Do not blame third parties,…

Just the thought of our new ugh..president makes me almost miss W. How fucked up is that. We had a good run.

Oh! Thats a shame. The Onion has the best ads.

Um, you’re thinking of the congressman who sent all those sexts to not his wife.

Tell me that is a real ad!

I wont vote for it, but the exploding Pinto is running anyway.

That’s perfect.

Can I get one now? Thats awesome. I would drive it every day.

Just dont drive it near the book depository.