To bad an earthquake didnt swallow the Vactican, the center of a global child raping cartel. If that happens, it will make a believer put of me. Alternately, a disfiguring disease directly related to raping kids. That would be non-denominational.

Nailed it!

Since people are pretty sure they know she died on some desert isle, were you right about her location?

Thanks for the support. We were just faking for years, but we appreciate your belief in us.

Parents should save these and use them to black mail their kids when they get older. If I had kids, I totally would.

“ugh you guys what if I am still this awful and just don’t know it yet”

Were you a stoner? The only people that I have known that wore DARE gear or participated were druggies.

This seems impractical unless you have narrow penis. According to a brief internet search an average bar of soap is 2-3" wide. The average penis is about 1.5". If you cut a hole in the center then there would be .5-1.5" remaining, but evenly split that would be a wall at its narrowest point of .25-.75". Considering…

Yes, but police can shoot an unarmed man in the back, claim self defense and dont even get a slap on the wrist. i dont think you are going to bust them for speeding.

“making the roads safer by requiring driver’s training”

Warm toilet seat....

Depends. would you consider masturbation cheating? What about the use of sex toys? These are basically sex toys. If you dont have a problem with her vibrators, why should she care about your face hole doll?

Ohhhh yes they are!

By ethical considerations, are you talking about having sex with a mechanical device? If you are, I believe women have had that option for quite a while now. Shouldn’t men?

I saw that and thought Subaru Baja bed.

Can I get a jug of rancid milk instead? I had a Versa. Ill take the milk.

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I did not know that but consider.

I can understand that. My mother smoked for 40yrs before it killed her. She knew the whole time what was going to happen. She was ok with the bargain.

True. Old, reasonably healthy and persnickety is good. Old, painfully declining with only death to look forward to is another. I dont have a clearly defined threshold, but I’ll know it when I pass it and I would like to be put down humanely.