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I thought the cover pic was an ad for those Halloween costume shops. Those costumes are awful for Tv standards. Is public access still a thing?

Nailed it!

Since people are pretty sure they know she died on some desert isle, were you right about her location?

Thanks for the support. We were just faking for years, but we appreciate your belief in us.

Parents should save these and use them to black mail their kids when they get older. If I had kids, I totally would.

“ugh you guys what if I am still this awful and just don’t know it yet”

Were you a stoner? The only people that I have known that wore DARE gear or participated were druggies.

This seems impractical unless you have narrow penis. According to a brief internet search an average bar of soap is 2-3" wide. The average penis is about 1.5". If you cut a hole in the center then there would be .5-1.5" remaining, but evenly split that would be a wall at its narrowest point of .25-.75". Considering

What was the excuse before?

I dont think Q should be on the list. He was always trying to have fun or make life interesting. he was living life to the fullest.

Yes, but police can shoot an unarmed man in the back, claim self defense and dont even get a slap on the wrist. i dont think you are going to bust them for speeding.

“making the roads safer by requiring driver’s training”

Warm toilet seat....

Depends. would you consider masturbation cheating? What about the use of sex toys? These are basically sex toys. If you dont have a problem with her vibrators, why should she care about your face hole doll?

Ohhhh yes they are!

By ethical considerations, are you talking about having sex with a mechanical device? If you are, I believe women have had that option for quite a while now. Shouldn’t men?

I saw that and thought Subaru Baja bed.

Can I get a jug of rancid milk instead? I had a Versa. Ill take the milk.

Advertisment from the article. Lol!

I did not know that but consider.