Parents should save these and use them to black mail their kids when they get older. If I had kids, I totally would.

“ugh you guys what if I am still this awful and just don’t know it yet”

Were you a stoner? The only people that I have known that wore DARE gear or participated were druggies.

This seems impractical unless you have narrow penis. According to a brief internet search an average bar of soap is 2-3" wide. The average penis is about 1.5". If you cut a hole in the center then there would be .5-1.5" remaining, but evenly split that would be a wall at its narrowest point of .25-.75". Considering…

Yes, but police can shoot an unarmed man in the back, claim self defense and dont even get a slap on the wrist. i dont think you are going to bust them for speeding.

“making the roads safer by requiring driver’s training”

Warm toilet seat....

Depends. would you consider masturbation cheating? What about the use of sex toys? These are basically sex toys. If you dont have a problem with her vibrators, why should she care about your face hole doll?

Ohhhh yes they are!

By ethical considerations, are you talking about having sex with a mechanical device? If you are, I believe women have had that option for quite a while now. Shouldn’t men?

I saw that and thought Subaru Baja bed.

Can I get a jug of rancid milk instead? I had a Versa. Ill take the milk.

Advertisment from the article. Lol!

I did not know that but consider.

I can understand that. My mother smoked for 40yrs before it killed her. She knew the whole time what was going to happen. She was ok with the bargain.

True. Old, reasonably healthy and persnickety is good. Old, painfully declining with only death to look forward to is another. I dont have a clearly defined threshold, but I’ll know it when I pass it and I would like to be put down humanely.

Smoking causes cancer. Eating processed meats causes cancer. If giving oral sex to your wife (Catherine Zeta Jones) causes cancer, I dont see why that should stop anyone. We have all done worse for less.

As stated in the article, the number of fries per order is the wrong metric since the price varies as well. It really should be price per pound considering the size and shape of fries varies as well. Do you count the tiny little over cooked ones as whole fries, what about broken fries?

“The US would get much more use out of prop-planes to support its unending war against the middle-east..... much cheaper, available immediately & just as useful.”

I had a versa. It is worse than its reputation. Every thing on it was thin, cheap and rattled. When I had to have the fan belt and brakes replaced after 36K miles, I told the mechanic to replace them with upgraded parts. He responded that the NAPA parts were much better. The left brake caliper slide began sticking…