It is as though they never even read the back of the box at Blockbuster.

Are there any quest vehicles that are invincible and large enough to block the tunnel?

Are you refering to Charlie Chaplin? If so, he did it first and Hitler liked it.

“Kotaku has reached out to the guild and Bethesda for comment.”

During one of the Xmen movies a whole family of jerk-faces came in late, walked in front of everyone, got up qnd walked in and out multiple times during the movie in front of everyone and on top of that, the “adults” were the ones loudly talking (arguing?) over the movie. Finally, I stood up and shouted in my best…

I so wanted Hillary to say,”Settle down everyone. Trump does love women. He believes every PERSON should own one.”

It is simply a symptom of some sort of aphasia afflicting republicans. Many cannot form coherent sentences. See also Sarah Palin and/or your drunk uncle.

Shit when I run it at 1/4 speed, it onky shows it at 15FPS. What a piece of crap.

He has changed. I saw the pic before I read the headline and thought, “Ricky Gervais has really let himself go.” Then saw the headline. He has really gone down hill.

I hate these golden parachutes. Usually it is paid to. CEO who ran his company into the ground. Normally I rail against them; however, now that I have been introduced to the newest Bush, I would pay him $10M to go away if he was merely talking at me on the couch.

Same. This why I get so upset when people (usually republican men) say stupid things about rape and assault. I think “if only they knew all of the women in their lives who have been attacked.” But of course that is optimistic. Even if the women in their lives trusted them enough to tell them, the men would dismiss…

Doctors only care when the check bounces.

Because when I type on my iphone it automatically places a period if I use a double space. Therefore, this is the correct approach. So sayth Job.

Which shows he had more integrity than either Obama or Kissinger.

I am curious, which Peace Prize winner has the most blood on his hands after winning the award? I assume Kissenger, but maybe Obama.

If you’re in Beaver, you’re on the way to Intercourse.

Cant we just talk about Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy for a while?

I so wanted her to wear a white suit, shake his hand and somehow manage to smear an orange stain on her suit when she wipes her hand on it. There has to be a special effect that can do that.

Its sad. We’ve hit bottom and now I start drjnking. Isnt it sulposed to be ther other way arounf?