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I hate these golden parachutes. Usually it is paid to. CEO who ran his company into the ground. Normally I rail against them; however, now that I have been introduced to the newest Bush, I would pay him $10M to go away if he was merely talking at me on the couch.

Same. This why I get so upset when people (usually republican men) say stupid things about rape and assault. I think “if only they knew all of the women in their lives who have been attacked.” But of course that is optimistic. Even if the women in their lives trusted them enough to tell them, the men would dismiss

Star for Remo Williams reference. :)

Doctors only care when the check bounces.

Because when I type on my iphone it automatically places a period if I use a double space. Therefore, this is the correct approach. So sayth Job.

Which shows he had more integrity than either Obama or Kissinger.

I am curious, which Peace Prize winner has the most blood on his hands after winning the award? I assume Kissenger, but maybe Obama.

Periodically on one of these formerly Gawker sites, the will mention having an editor. It is always suprising to me. As far as i can tell, they rarely use spell check, nevermind a proofreader or editor.

Nope. Its just a close up of a litter box.

I cant edit my comment. I was referring to. “Darmok and Jalad, bouncing 1.8 meters in the air.”

Yes. We hold a hurling World Championship every year only for Americans. We win every time.

It is a mix of Star Trek TNG and Futurama. The TNG episode dealt with a species that only spoke in references to their own culture. It was as confusing to the crew as it was to you since you didnt understand the reference. You just experienced a concept from Star Trek. Good times.

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If you’re in Beaver, you’re on the way to Intercourse.

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Cant we just talk about Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy for a while?

I so wanted her to wear a white suit, shake his hand and somehow manage to smear an orange stain on her suit when she wipes her hand on it. There has to be a special effect that can do that.

Its sad. We’ve hit bottom and now I start drjnking. Isnt it sulposed to be ther other way arounf?

Ewwww!

I thought the sexual arousal was not from murdering an innocent man, but from murdering mentally disabled innocent people. A Gov of Tx can go through a whole box of tissues just thinking about that.

He can always run for office. I heard NPR describe him as a sycophantic toady. He sounds perfect for Gov. of Texas