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Cant we just talk about Mrs. Slocum’s Pussy for a while?

I so wanted her to wear a white suit, shake his hand and somehow manage to smear an orange stain on her suit when she wipes her hand on it. There has to be a special effect that can do that.

Its sad. We’ve hit bottom and now I start drjnking. Isnt it sulposed to be ther other way arounf?

Ewwww!

I thought the sexual arousal was not from murdering an innocent man, but from murdering mentally disabled innocent people. A Gov of Tx can go through a whole box of tissues just thinking about that.

He can always run for office. I heard NPR describe him as a sycophantic toady. He sounds perfect for Gov. of Texas

Lol. He made it this far. He has the crazy repub stuff under his boring sweater and is pretty good at hiding it.

Jeb!’s cousin Billy must have known. You’d think he would have mentioned it. Thanksgiving is going to be uncomfortable on the plantation this year.

I was thinking this. There is a better than not chance that Kasich or one of his ilk will be elected in 2020. Once Hillary gets elected it is unlikely she will get more popular. Anyone who is less repulsive than Trump will have a chance. If Kasich can keep from going of the rails for 4.5 years, the job will be his.

I was wondering what she did to get that job, then I realized she looks over 35. Trump wont “grab her” now.

Dump him. If you need to stay with him as a place to live or because you cant drive, then do so until you get that straightened out. If you cant rely on your SO in times of emergency, then they arent worth your time. The correct answer he should have given when you said your sister was in the hospital would be, “lets

Actually Billy is one of those Bushes. According to NPR he is “nephew and cousin to two former persidents”.

Someone needs to leak a video that has been doctored to make it look like Obama is saying things that Trmp really said. When Fox comes out to condem it it should be revealed to really be Trump quotes.

Speaking of Deplorables, now is HRC’s chance to say, “see, I told you his supporters were deplorable. Now anyone who still supports him really is one. All, 100% of his current supporters. Dont like it? Then come at me bro.”

I have a feeling that will be on a lot of trucks next to the Stars and Bars.

I wanted to say that too. Im in ohio and he is a shit for a lot of reasons but endorsing Trump isnt one of them. Rancid Pubis even threatened that he wouldnt be allowed to run for president if he didnt endorse drump.

I always thought it was funny that Mittens the Mormon had had fewer wives than any of the other Republicans he was running against.

Even if he were dead (natual causes) he would still be the nominee. There is no way for him to step down at this point. If elected he could choose to resign, but he will still be on the ballots in November.

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Its crazy. You can prove nearly anything with facts. :D