Starring Johnny Depp

The "please sir, may I have some more" scene is going to be damn hot, I just know it.

Add a $0 to that and you will be closer. :)

or "so damn sexy" -Father O'Brien

Honestly. If these complaints are a legit representation of NASCAR fan complaints, there are more racist trolls per capita on any of the former Gawker comment pages than there are on NASCAR. NASCAR has millions (?) Of fans and maybe ten that racistly complain online. Any website would be proud of those numbers.

This should be a bigger headline news, not because NASCAR fans are sister-humping backwards rednecks like the article insists; but look at the actual number of complaints. Yes, there was a racist or small minded complaint here or there, literally in the ones or twos. Think how many complaints NASCAR must get. That is…

The fire marshall was quoted stating they used standard procedure when dealing with a vehicle fire in Texas. After repeatedly shooting the fire it failed to be killed and inexplicably exploded.

Wouldnt this be more effective on ..um..Facebook?

No

Ann's writer's rally

Raccoons and non-human animals are awesome. They would not have anything to do with Coulter. In fact there is no degenerate currently inhabinting the Earth that could Trump her.

Thats because breeders take the ones with the most desireable traits and breed them. Like if you and your sibling had really cool color eyes so, we bred you together. Then the offspring who didnt carry that trait were killed. Some may end up with breeding issues.

Haha. I saw the pic and my first thought was, wild animals arent pets, then i read your comment.

My mom says thats normal. :/

Thats what i was thinking too.

“In this picture from the Associated Press, a Persian cat”

Slurred typing. Put down the keyboard and sleep it off. Lol :P

Hillary and Bill are from Arkansas, are you trying to tell me they do not know any drunk, old, racists? I am sure i could lend her an uncle.

“Yeah, I can’t imagine a male journalist in that position doing the same. I feel like they’d feel like they were entitled to it so why give it up.”