Appreciate the Archer reference, but I’d think in something like a C2 it’d be advisable to take frequent breaks, both because of the average owner’s prostate/bladder situation and I’d imagine NVH is not so good, nor the seats. Awesome for Woodward Cruise though!

Oh bollocks!

12 pounds is a lot when your car only has 90hp, and at its age probably lucky to put out 70 at the wheels. 12 seconds 0-60 is unlikely, try 14 I would guess - and probably won’t break 100mph.

Damn straight, fuck this obnoxious douchebag. I hope he breaks down on the BQE where there’s no shoulder and no mercy, and is never heard from again.

The amusing thing is that it looks better than all the blob-fish currently in the line-up, and the way-past-expiration-date Model S.

Of course I was trying to get out of it, what else could that statement lead to? I’d never be able to sit at a trial with my demanding job, I may do so when retired however. I live in NYC so I don’t think me getting out of jury duty is going to make much of a difference, the juries here tend to be quite diverse.

I just got dismissed from jury duty last week for telling the court that I wouldn’t be convicting anybody of anything unless they had HD video in full light showing the suspect’s face while simultaneously committing the crime. And even then I might have a hard time with a conviction. When they asked why I said that I…

What they’ve “won” is an extremely compromised environment, hazardous air and water, the destruction of entire, vast communities in the rush to urbanize/mechanize the workforce, and a populace with such a dramatic decrease to its birthrate that it won’t be long before it faces fundamental existential crises on multiple…

Cutlass is an awesome name - for a shitty car, mind, but still an awesome name. This might be Jalopnik’s shark jump. Then again......

“Time to pay the fiddler, whore” is exactly what went through my mind while perusing those vehicles up there which shall remain nameless.

Bless you for preserving her! Or him. Or them. Or it.

This reminds me of a question I’ve always wanted to ask, how did one buy a horse for transportation? Were there competing used-horse lots on opposite corners in Bay Ridge for example, “Ed’s Cheap’n’Cheerful Palominos” vs “Bay Ridge Euro-Sport Equos”? And when selling did they quote a range and efficiency? Was the…

I remember when the Muira was looked at as “meh”(back when Lambo and Audi got drunk and hooked up), and they were cheap as hell. Shoulda, woulda, coulda. Testarossa will have it’s day, just not today.

Who really knows who put those miles on....

Imagine the size of that refrigerator! It must be awe-inspiring.

This is America, return fire is a legal requirement!

Ladies and gentlemen, meet your next Uber X. 

Great memories to have! Thanks for sharing ;)

Where did that affinity come from? I was a child in the 70's and I remember pretty much all American brand cars being looked at as trash, but that’s also a demographic thing. So how’d you get hooked on miniature horses?