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Consumers are fickle, there’s a sea change coming and US manufacturers have made some pretty dumb moves jettisoning venerable models like the Focus and brands like Opel/VH. Although there is hope, seeing that some of these new CUV’s are literally just economy hatchbacks jacked up a few inches. Why you’d want a dorky

Agreed, to a point. While plenty of decent people who can’t afford the fare get around it, the nypd also don’t seem to give a shit about drunks and menacing characters harassing people in/around the stations and on the trains anymore. Transit police are basically nonexistent too. The Trump/BLM era seems to have given

That’s what I’d call a self-whooshing.

Here in NYC they’ve closed so many Subway booths at least half the entrances are unmanned and people avoid the fare in many various ways. They’ve taken the alarms off most emergency exits (or they’re just broken) so those are basically free entrances now. Over the past couple years I’ve seen nypd watch people jump or

Now see, I would BUY THAT!

What they need to do is rename the brand. The problem isn’t with the model names or the actual cars, it’s the smell of feeble, conservative old man which continues to permeate the Cadillac name. It’s too entrenched in the American psyche from films to music to books to ever be a modern marque your willing to tell that

I imagine you’d have to be literate.

“Notes of I jacked in it in the walk in freezer” - the type of restaurant most people can afford.

It’s like a parent experienced with taking his crazy little 2yo brat out to a restaurant and making it back home without the staff murdering them. I mean good job! But maybe use protection instead.

I wonder if that’s ever happened in a Tesla test drive? Can you even test drive a Tesla or do they come shrink wrapped in plastic?

If what people really wanted equated to what companies actually sold there would be some major, publicly-traded heroine, meth and cocaine manufacturers. No, the truth is the people who sit at the top of most of these automakers have no clue what most people want, and don’t really give a shit because they’d prefer to

This is a hipster publication! It only makes hipster sense to crap on mainstream innovation and success while lionizing shitty manual transmission minivans from the ‘80's, terribly designed bike brake that are obscure for a reason, and ridiculously underpowered mail-order electric vehicles meant for Chinese senior

A very entertaining read, but as you must know all engineering exists on the timescale of more than a human lifespan, those little increments led up to the Apollo program and are now giving us Artemis, the jumping off point for Mars. Those 2% savings are part of a pretty big deal, even the ones that fail.

Lol, Samcrac would like a word too.

hey, when you have no genitalia you gotta go big or sleep alone

Well, at least we know where Bangle is working now.

Attn: Porking in Rear

Wait, you mean the Senator from the State with the fourth highest Fed payout per capita is moaning about where federal tax money goes? As a resident of a state that bleeds way more money out to the Feds than it takes in, gimme my money back Manchin, you fucking tool! I’ll take that Maserati of yours for starters...

You mean you don’t foresee the need to have your passenger seat convert to an ottoman? 

You don’t have to be in an intersection in Brooklyn to be hit by a bike anymore, they’ve taken over the sidewalks in my neighborhood. Some absolutely insane delivery riders out there, reminds me of Hanoi.