Where the hell in Brooklyn do you live where a loose bike isn’t snatched up the moment it’s left unattended? In my neighborhood one of the Chinese takeout places would have converted it to electric within minutes, and injured at least three pedestrians with it before sunset. I don’t even think those guys use brakes,…

It’s a dicey game surveying Americans, you’d probably get a high number of numbskulls on any particular subject, is the sky blue? Are you wearing underwear? Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Anyone who decides to go into architecture by definition is not “smart”. So yeah, they’d possibly buy a Saab.

I was talking to some IT subcontractors the other day and was astonished by how badly compensated/treated they are, and this is in the banking sector in NYC. The banks pay high rates for the services, but very little of it trickles down to the, mostly, immigrant workforce, even though they have skills in high demand.…

Crushing the Unions isn’t working out the way they planned.

So you’re Jewish too, huh? lolz

The helicopter can’t get low enough because of the giant flying spiders, and even if it could, the land sharks would just eviscerate everybody if they opened the door. Nope, they have to wait for the 8 foot shark-and-flying-spider-eating Roos to migrate that way in Spring.

Don’t you mean “The Stig’s Pedantic Cousin”? And anyone who was a child of the 70's & 80's knows well that rear hatches were used as doors, I was placed in a ‘74 Honda CVCC through the rear door on a regular basis. You could also get the same car with a lower trunk lid, and there I gently rest my case on the cutest…

Insider trading is very difficult to prove, and in most cases not what the general public perceives it to be - I work with fintech designed to detect insider trading. Having knowledge that your brother is an erratic dipshit isn’t the basis for a case, and to be honest I wouldn’t trust Jalopnik to serve you anything…

He should be ordered to community service (after serving some time) assisting PT for people injured in automobile accidents. So he understands what reckless driving leads to. He should also be sentenced to daily a Prius until age 30.

• Grimes’ child support was calculated in USD not CND

Flood it, the Rockies will stick out as islands, and just use 3-car cigarette boats to shuttle from Vegas to Atlanta, or any of the other shore cities. We’ll all be better off.

It’s the Rösti you really have to look out for.

Special case, no road rage and very happy cows, they can have all the guns they want!

Really just sums up Instagram. And TikTok. And Snapchat. And Jalopnik apparently.

Did you just cite the NY Post for factual information?!? Good God the end times are certainly here for Jalopnik.

I’m guessing you were born after this op-ed was written. It’s possible to be a liberal and not agree with every regulation implemented by the government. I think “brainwashing” might be a bit too strong a term, but I totally understand the op’s take having been a teen at the time all this was happening, laws were…

Honestly, if I had been that kid I would be embarrassed and the last thing I’d want would be some cop chastising me over safe operation of my bike. It’s surely an unpopular opinion in today’s super-heated debate about law enforcement, but this appears to possibly be an over-hyped event. It’s really not helpful when…

I recall there being a very serious debate in society at this time about how low the BAC should go, with many fearful that non-excessive drinkers would be swept up into the legal system as the states tightened the numbers. In that context it’s understandable that the NYT would print something like this, no matter how…

I agree that our country is eager to penalize driving “under the influence” while not giving any fucks at all about making sure new drivers are trained properly, and current drivers drive safely (unless it’s speeding, ca-$hing!). Hell, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen a cop not signal or pull an unsafe move,…