Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

Always a tea-bag truther in the crowd

My guess would be that they were determining whether the gunshot was self-inflicted or not. It’s easy to sit here and wonder why an investigation was needed, but it’s probably a good thing that the authorities take a little time to rule out murder. You know, just in case he was murdered and there’s now a murderer…

I don’t know about teabag, looked more like a simulated cleveland steamer.

My mom owns me online constantly.

Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.

“God Forgives” is more plausible than “Belichick Forgives”.

The image I have is the two of them sitting on a couch with empty Natty Lights throughout the room and “Turn the Page” droning on in the background.

Hnnnmngghhgnnnggnnnngggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

“Jeb forward...Jeb backward...Jeb this way...Jeb that way...”

In typical Phil Jackson style his response was to buy Kiyan music lessons so someone in the house could “learn to play the fucking triangle.”

“Is it okay if we practice some defense now, Dad?”

Looks like he’ll be getting a lump of COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Clearly prioritizing his own wish to stay off the naughty list at the expense of the team’s needs. smh

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

He had been a four-sport athlete in high school, playing football, baseball, lacrosse and lacrosse.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.