‘Boca Raton Bowl’ sounds like something on the early bird menu at a reasonably priced family restaurant.

Man, I wonder how good he might be on, say, the Celtics.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

“NO. YOU CANNOT!!!!”
- Tim Tebow

“Whoa whoa! You can plan parenthood?”

Smush Parker nods his head in agreement.

I think one of the differences between Westbrook doing this and Kobe is Kobe would do it even when he was on really good teams with other guys who maybe could have deserved more touches.

He’s married to mediocrity.

I remember the good old days, when receivers made amazing catches without these new-fangled gloves....

Spoiler: It’s the gloves more than the hands

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

Worth it to troll Jeff Fisher, even if Fisher’s watching from home.

Or not lose the ball like it just turned into one of the glowing stones from Temple of Doom

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.