The tongue?

Why would you take it off? It’s already strapped to your strongest muscle group...

You know how long it takes to unlace one of those things?

Packers. Every single one of them.

Jed York. He was handed everything he’s ever had and he acts like he fucking built it. He wasn’t even alive for the entity of the Dynasty Niners and he acts like he orchestrated that shit. I bet he’s the kind of dick who doles out “advice” to homeless people who ask him for money.

When the Browns were 0-3 I saw the possibility of a winless season and starting betting on them to lose. Over a three month period, my initial investment of $300 had grown to $304.61 before that crushing Week 16 victory against the Chargers left me penniless.

Also, I’m a Knicks fan, so don’t even think you can hurt me.

He may have done this simply to show Rutgers that he doesn’t approve. If he waits until they are back in the locker room then people may think that he has no problem with showing up the losing team.

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

It’s okay. The Lakers are young and exciting and the Yankees are always pretty good; but damn, sorry about bama.

What kind of monster plays backyard ball without his father

That’s about the only way you’ll see someone score on Reddit.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I fully approve of your transition to a more badminton focused site.

This is a useful comment that definitely adds to the discussion. It is also original and funny.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

You know what... move all 32 teams to LA. I don’t care. Just let the players smoke weed and wear fun cleats and celebrate touchdowns.

That would be a mistake. If nothing else it’s a fun ride in parts and an emotional one in other parts. Definitely worth seeing in theaters. I just saw it a second time today and love it right up there with Empire!

No way...Who got Dee Pregnant HAS to be in the top 10. This scene alone:

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!