It’s also an oddly prophetic Brexit commentary. If you rearrange the letters in Rogue One, you get Gone Euro.

There’s only one thing that could topple this tower of a team.

Worth it to troll Jeff Fisher, even if Fisher’s watching from home.

Or not lose the ball like it just turned into one of the glowing stones from Temple of Doom

Poor Ryan. They knocked the h out of him.

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

He’s wearing camouflage pants.

Analysis: how long since last defecation?

another poop-related question I have, though:

Cease Bowel Functions.

I love this team. Very psyched for them to get crushed in the conference finals!

when have we ever seen a punter like King?

I miss the old Chiefs/Raiders rivalry, where Ray Guy did The Hustle for several minutes straight after pinning Kansas City behind the 10-yard-line and then Walter White would try to one-up him by doing the Funky Chicken in the end zone after scoring and then Ted Hendricks would brain Walter with his helmet.

The drama kids and dance kids always had fun rivalries in high school, too.

This movie is going to be bananas.

(Get off my lawn, etc.)

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

I fully expect Draymond to use the “Luigi defense” should someone tell him about Bishop’s statements.