You act like this kind of thing is unusual:

It shouldn’t take a record-breaking Wonderlic score to figure it out himself.

Another thing he might have forgotten: Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard.

Tune in to ESPN at 8 PM EST on Saturday to see who gets his room in the Nissan® Heisman House!

If he were a good Christian he would have been found alive inside a boulder.

It’s one of those closely guarded secrets of the league, like how Antonio Gates used to play basketball.

He went to Harvard? WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED?

To be fair to the NFL, it would be pretty awkward for the entire Browns teams’ shoes to say “please trade me to literally any other team”

Can’t attach a pic because I’m at work, but Alex Smith’s cleats were the most accurate of all the cleats worn this past week.

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

If you really look closely at his eyes on that dunk, you can see The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

I don’t want this to come across the wrong way, so I apologize if I sound condescending/rude/judgmental.

Dances With Wolves taught me that shitty white people make the best Native Americans

I love that you subtlety changed the way you spelled his last name throughout the post. Absolutely hilarious.

He really lost his shirt on that play.

Hot take!

Pharah main?

The Browns did share five follow-up emails that they received from people who attended the event, in which they thanked the organizers and expressed interest in staying in touch regarding possible job opportunities.

This is smart. Why wait until the next draft to sign a QB?