I’d pay to see the Rock sing “You’re Welcome.”

Moana should have won both Original Score and Best Song. La La Land was shit and the actors who “sang” the songs were too chickenshit to do it at the Oscars, unlike the 16 year old who voiced Moana.

Yup. Also, I’m more moved by “How Far I’ll Go” than I should be.

Probably because you’re a real alpha, like me and my recently born son.

WHERE’S YOUR PROOF???? WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE??? FRANKLIN GIVES A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING THE TIMEOUT, BUT CROOKED ESPN NEVER REPORTS THAT BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT TO SMEAR A GOOD MAN’S NAME! DON’T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY PENN STATE STUDENTS RAISE FOR CHARITY??? HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU RAISE FOR CHARITY???? NOBODY CARES…

If you don’t wanna get shut out, don’t play a shitty game, Mike Francesa! That’s what I say to my son, who is learning the fine art of being an alpha via pick up artistry. When you go into the club, you don’t game plan to lose, Mike! You game plan to score! Something you know nothing about, Mike, you geriatric, beta,…

That’s childish and below the belt.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

The Dollop! Comedian Dave Anthony reads a true (and usually completely insane) story from American history to his friend Gary Reynolds who has no idea what the story is about and hilarity ensues.

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

Lincoln was known as a bit of a freak of nature, able to hide in building rafters and snatch people.

Eh, they’ve owned the Jets for years now...

The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

Here’s one more.

+1 Showcase Showdown

But the EMALS!

Point taken, but I can tell you that I lived in New England until last year and I never saw a Best Buddies ad without Tom Brady, and I never heard of them until Tom Brady became their spokesperson.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.