Uhhh, I know it, but I dont think I should say it.....

Last week my americano at La Colombe was too hot and I singed my tongue. Was CNN there? NO! Where were they? Too busy reporting #fakenewz, I imagine!

Do you know why I remain a Patriots fan Drew? Because of my father. I lived in Maine my entire childhood and teenage years. I remember the shit years, the years where Velcro on the gloves wouldn’t have helped the receivers make catches. For years we were the butts of the NFL. Then suddenly Mo Lewis knocks out Bledsoe…

One inch, maybe two, between football and turf?

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

(reads explanation) (eyes glaze over)

is there such a thing as an alt-write-in vote for the Hall of Fame?

Rams are giving up 6.9 yards per plays to the Saints.

I want stripper Mercy

Burning seems harsh. Can’t we first just toss him in a lake and see if he floats?

“But we ignored all of these warning signs for months in favor of bitching about Hillary Clinton not giving press conferences. We sure showed her!”

1. A player may not harm the Shield or, through inaction, allow the Shield to come to harm.

Henchmen of ill-repute:

Come on, the Sox have stopped the Cardinals from having two more WS wins recently! That’s an outcome we can all get behind.

Mookie was second in the AL in WAR after Trout (who is essentially a cheat code at this point). Can’t believe how good he’s become, and so soon.

Caution: long post upcoming. A lot of this is from a good summary at Reddit.