He would be more likely to name the states he didn’t win because hate drives him

This is one the dumbest things I have ever seen people get upset about.

Moana is the best Disney movie.

I grew up watching the Patriots. My dad had season tickets in the 70's and early 80's when he couldn’t give the fucking things away. I watched this shit team embarrass themselves while freezing my nutsack off on a metal bench in fucking January.

Because President Narcissist can’t claim to be the best at working out then working out is bad.

Tremendous STAMINA!

The only thing that statue is missing is Beverley D’Angelo clinging to his leg.

Fuck Bob Kraft who continues to tell the fans how badly the team is being treated while posing in every possible picture and at every 1% cocktail party with Goodell. I can’t tell if I would rather he be a hypocrite or stupid enough to believe that the other owners would ever take his side against Goodell.

What are the Vegas odds that New England will be the first team to lose picks?

The whole game is worth it just for Loki’s cut scene

Somewhere in the NFL offices a man shouts “We have to keep picking at this scab! It’s the only way this thing will get better.”

Not the terror of Xenu!!!