Did I stutter!?!?!?!

Oh actually here’s a fun fact that relates to your joke:

I will never spiritually recover from watching a Goomba get jerked off.

So does anyone know Ebay’s cancellation policy? I know on Amazon at least I can cancel an order at any time I wish, even if it’s already being sent out.

Is it possible to set up bots to click the “Buy It Now” option and cancel it over and over infinitely to keep it locked up?

Are you calling the PS5 fat? Rude.

“Oh my, Sony. You’re so big! Will it fit inside?”

Why are you grey, homie? Who done my boy like this?

I don’t really care what it looks like. It all depends on what it cooks like... wait... Damn musicals getting stuck in my head. I mean as long as it plays games I don’t really care how it looks. If it bothers you that much, pay someone to do a custom paint job or something. Or just keep it out of sight. This is a…

I think people should be entertained when they come to my church.

Edit: A double post? Damn you Cipher!!!!!!!!!!!

History has shown time and time again, these companies will fuck you as hard as you let them. I have become familiar with their tactics and see right through this bullshit. Metaphorically speaking, they will shove 20 dildos up your ass to start. Then you complain. Then they take one dildo out and customers are like,…

Now I’m kind of curious. How would it translate in different languages? Like, would one language change the meaning to something like, “Butthole that needs medical attention?”

These boots are made for walking.

Yes, but Epic’s CEO sided with Blitchung and supported a free Hong Kong during that controversy last year. If China (or a Chinese company) actually had any tangible influence over Epic they would have flipped their shit and did everything they could to destroy Epic. But none of that happened. It’s just the bog…

I kind of wanna try playing like that. Reminds me of some mod from Fallout 4 I think that let you play as a baby. Wish modern games let us do such silly things like big head mode and the like that was in older games.

Haven’t played that game, so I just have to take your word for it.

I think that’s different. With Portal you’re porting between to points in the same room/environment/level. In this new Ratchet game the mini ports seem to work identical to Portal. But the big teleports seem to genuinely be between separate worlds/levels which is way different and not something I can remember being…

Edit: Double post. Damn you kinja!!!!

Yeah, that’s fair. Maybe some details aren’t true. Not sure how likely it is that any of those soviet records will be declassified and available to the public.