I love this reference and I love you.

I’m a little confused and I can’t tell for sure if there’s actually a real problem here. Send help:

What’s the emotion you feel when you’re betrayed?

if I haven’t lost all of my marbles

I know, right? It’s such bullshit. You can’t ask someone to do something you wouldn’t do yourself. If a guy wants to ask a woman for anal, he has to put a thing in his bootyhole first.

I did have to poop in a pie...

there was the time I consumed my own semen.

A penny saved is a penny earned.

something I love so much could hurt me so bad.

the way it is.

I respect people for their knowledge and effectiveness in performing their jobs, not because of what they wear. Anyone can wear a suit or nice dress.

Every morning...

I’m 36 years old, but I dress, at best, like a 14-year-old boy.

Thanks for the reminder, was able to edit it in time......... bitch.

The “bitch per sentence” rate is off the fucking charts, bitch!

If surprise were a color, what would it be? Sounds like a light orange to me.

Kinja is a bitch.

Huh... I’d never considered that anyone might want a bandage that’s in their own skin color.

I think most fans don’t care either way if there are more movies or shows or whatever. Hollywood definitely wants more opportunities to make money though. They’re the real drivers here.

“I’ve seen things that will turn your ass white!”