kingwolf
kingwolf
kingwolf

“Bustin makes me feel good”

Sarcasm.

Someone told me like a year ago and I completely forgot.

Also Scheanna looks like an anime doll and it seriously bothers me

“One more outburst like that and I’ll hold you in contempt.”

Neither of these guys desire to sleep with Scheana

You should call the TLC network so they can give you a show. They have mediums and psychics. Totally legit stuff.

He did win, but unfortunately he also sustained concussions and he started assaulting his wife.

Dreams are weird and random most of the time. I once had a dream about a chicken playing football.

It depends on the persons involved in my opinion. Like if one guy had a 17 centimeter penis. One woman might think, “It’s a good size.” Another woman might think, “That’s too big for me.”

Perhaps we need some sort of socially agreed upon code of conduct. No legal power behind it at all, because holy shit.

*frustrated growl* How is it legal for the president to throw a tantrum!

The word “gif” is pronounced “jife” which rhymes with knife. Spread the word, brother.

Others have pointed that out and it just boggle the mind. It took them over 10 years to refill all those positions. Idiots.

The TSA is useless anyway.

What would happen if all the unpaid workers went on strike at once? Surely they can’t ALL be fired.

under twenty-four hour video surveillance for $250k

Canada’s way too fucking far. I don’t do long distance, it rarely works out.

I asked if she wanted to do that to me. She said no, just thought it was interesting or something. It was a couple years ago now. But that got us to talking about porn and sex. And then the next day we had sex. So perhaps it was just her way of getting on the subject in an indirect way.