a throbbing in a dark

HACK THE PLANET!

I’ve been thinking about rom-coms recently. It seems to be the only genre that consistently tries to get the audience to root for the villains of the story. So many focus on characters that treat each other terribly. Like, take the trope of stopping a wedding for example. People are paying a lot of money, some flying…

No, it’s not true. My balls are average sized at best. Not sure what that guy was smoking.

Is it really a humblebrag if it’s not true though?

Self-voyeurism... Is that a new fetish?

I’m imaging the headless horseman just going at it.

Seems what we have here is a cycle of events that kills itself....... They’d have to come up with a new business strategy (gimmick really) that preserves the spirit of the original idea somehow? Maybe nude servers? Or food themed after nudity?

battered woman’s syndrome—a subcategory of PTSD—

“Oh my god, left boob. Have you seen The Sixth Sense?”

I know, right?

This reminds me of a thing that happened to me in high school:

You seem to think words and actions are equal in value. They are not. Words I would give an arbitrary score of 5 “meaningfulness” points. Actions I would give anywhere between 30-80 “meaningfulness” points.

I’ve seen suggestions of making donations to women’s organizations. That’s a good start. Any other suggestions are welcome.

a bit of lapis luzuli wedged between the teeth

But.... BUT.... They would still be paying customers. So at that point the owners would have to decide if the increased profits from the pervs is worth it to them.

Snozzberries.

That tongue action though!

I imagine having a shower type penis must be rather annoying. Mine stays compact and out of the way until it’s ready for deployment.