We need more presidents with beards! Also boobs. More presidents with boobs.

I only believe in love when I’m in a relationship. At all other times, it’s a myth.

I would say she can do better

There are a few websites that rate dick pics. Maybe you can send them your resume.

This reminds me of an activity I did with my girlfriend. I showed her the various stages of arousal my penis goes through.

On British tv, we can show anything as long as nothing is erect

Probably would’ve been slightly more successful if they just made clothing optional instead of requiring everyone be naked.

Wars are not won with weapons alone. But let’s not take this too seriously.... yet.

Although, considering the advances in technology, maybe we should go with something powered (hydraulic/pneumatic?) as opposed to just gravity?

Would an armed uprising be in bad taste? ...Fuck it. Call France. We need to rent some guillotines.

I don’t really get it either. The way I see it, if I required an extended amount of time away from my partner or they needed time away from me I would feel like there might be something wrong. Maintaining and respecting each other’s personal space and boundaries is one thing, but feeling like you have to get away from…

I’m having trouble just imagining what it’d look like. Would companies market it at all? How would they? What would happen to porn? Dating sites/apps? Sex workers? How would religions handle it. How would governments handle it? Would there still be people that are happily single or couples that don’t want kids?

I assume this dynamic came about from their mating season mechanics. They got their sex season marked on their calendar, they bang, male pengs stay behind to keep the eggs warm through the winter, huddling together in the cold and never leaving, even to get food. Female pengs go out during this time to stock up on…

Bhad Bhabie

Did she run all the way home?

Chess is recognized as a sport by the International Olympic Committee.

THAT’S IT!

That’s a pretty good number, not bad. Reminds me of a horrific story though.

Governments around the world give athlete visas for esports players. Chess is recognized as a sport by the Olympics.

And it’s not like celebrities have a large pool to choose from in the first place.