Dang. Those guys are just assholes. Scheduling a date for the next week should be quite reasonable for most anybody. My ex-girlfriend had to cancel our fist meet up and we just rescheduled for the following week. I wasn’t bothered at all, why the hell should I get mad because she had something come up unexpectedly.

Make plans to meet up within the first couple messages. Save the good conversations for the actual date. First date should be something small and low pressure like a short coffee, lunch, walk in the park, etc. It’s just a short little diddy, so who cares if it doesn’t work out. You only wasted 30 minutes instead of 3…

AND honest to dog thinks that Trump is going to win in 2020.

I’ve had lots of sex before, mostly with one wonderful person. I don’t have to be a virgin to defend them when I see a few people taking shots at them, however minor those little jabs may be. Come to think of it, I actually defend perverts as well. I guess I get really riled up when I see anyone putting others down…

I wish I could afford to fix my teeth. I might actually smile again..... I’ve forgotten what it feels like....

cultists who need a virgin sacrifice

“quite a few drunken post-bar semi-fucks where both parties fell asleep mid-coitus”.

i’d definitely prefer he had had sex before so he knows wtf he’s doing!

The way it’s written in my will is:

I’ve seen bigger:

later, it was co-opted by the Nazis.

Hold the cock shaped phone........ Are you actually trying to say that men talking about sexual abuse they’ve experienced should never be believed? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Religions and astrology are equally dumb.

That’s actually dope as fuck.

My gay friend showed me a video of a haridresser giving advice about her hair style. Like, how to do it without damaging your hair and going bald. let me see if I can find it again.... got it:

a rainbow-and-glitter-adorned BMW convertible

I think it was... workers began to quit places that stopped tipping and a lot of customers were confused by the changes.

It’s not technically enforced. It’s more socially enforced. You’re an asshole if you don’t tip. And you really are an asshole if you don’t tip, but that is absolutely NOT the fault of the consumer. The employer should just pay their workers a fair amount.

for workers who earn tips, the minimum is an abysmal $2.13 an hour.

If you’re going that far you might as well go full on table top RPG with it. Grab a 20 sided die, or a phone app that rolls dice, and come up with random encounters.