So maybe it’s a good time to get out there to do some “research.”

Someone else suggested this too, so it must be good.

Ah damn. I’ll have to keep an eye out for that during the beta reader process.

Hey thanks, I’m looking through it right now.

This is really good info, thanks.

Well Secret Garden is a song from Bruce Springsteen. It is so extremely dirty but also so very beautiful.

That user name and this comment alone should bring you out of the greys. You have brought such joyous laughter to me right now and I thank you for that. I love you.

Thanks for the suggestions, this is great.

I’m heavily leaning towards more “R” rated. There’s a sadistic princess who stabs Rico in his chest and crotch when they first meet (he has armor, don’t worry). There’s a pirate queen whose cursing would make Satan blush. Rico gets badly burned on the abdomen and has to have the flesh removed and replaced with a skin…

*clears throat*

I’ll have to look that up then. I definitely want some goofiness. Sex should be fun.

Thanks for the suggestions.

Got any names so I can research?

I must find this clip.

Great idea. Note to self: read Fifty Shades of Grey.

no sissoring the anus

Weirdly enough, my family often asks me to stitch their clothes. I sort of just learned how to stitch and sew so I could repair my clothes when they get ripped in street fights.

Go big or go gnome

So I’m thinking about trying to write a sex scene for my book. I mean, I always knew I wanted sex scenes in the book. I’m just gonna actually sit down and write it now. And it feels weird. How detailed do I make it? Should it all be metaphorical or more straight-forward descriptions? I was wondering if I could switch…

CE Ferulic retails for $166 an ounce, by the way, while C-Firma will set you back $80 an ounce,