Goooooooooooooooooooooooooot a wahle of a tale to tell ya lads. A whale of a tale or two. Bout the floppin fish and the girls I’ve loved on night like this with the moon above. A whale of a tale and it’s all true. I swear by my tattoo.

Inevitably the popes get clogged

Can You Take the Cerebral Empathetic Heat?

It really does seem like something I might text someone. “Sorry, was super busy at work today. So what’s up?” It’s kind of scary that I might hurt someone’s feelings or even go so far as to ruin a relationship by texting something that seems harmless.

now unless someone actually says the words “I like you and want to be with you”, I don’t want to assume they like me

Looking at my phone’s keypad here, the ‘p’ and ‘l’ are right next to each other. Easy mistake to make.

I often spend way too much time thinking about what to text. “Is this appropriate? Is this dumb? Will I become a meme because of this?”

Oh my. I’d better keep that in mind lest I give the wrong signals.

What’s the subtext?

Does she regret it? Seriously though, damn.

What’s wrong with dumb?

I didn’t mean you specifically were condescending, just giving my thoughts on this weird thing we do.

Wasn’t the comic still being written while the film was being made? I think that would contribute a lot to the differences between the comic and movie. And also interference from studio heads that design by charts.

I used to make this same, very common mistake. Hell, I still slip up sometimes.

I never heard of her and my reaction was roughly, “Weird, but meh, whatever.” And I should probably note that I don’t think being weird or doing weird things is necessarily bad. Weird is fun. Let people be weird..... and also horny.

big duck energy

We’ve all had that revenge plan at one time or another.

How about this one?

Sometimes you just need some cock...... and a pig and salamander apparently.