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Celebrities seem to be about as stupid as anyone else.

“She was traveling around in a suitcase,”

He should put a sock in it. *studio audience cheers*

That actually happened to me. My ex-girlfriend’s parents wanted her to marry a black Christian. *clutches heart* Oh god it hurts!

Apologies, I tend to think and argue more broadly than is sometimes necessary.

Good point.

A job is a job. Whether or not you or anyone else likes it is irrelevant.

It depends on the age. Young children will often change their minds about what they want to do when they grow up. Older kids and teenagers usually calm down in in that aspect. Like when I was a kid I wanted to be whatever I saw in books or TV or movies. I changed my mind constantly. But into my teens I narrowed things…

I would argue that no parent should give any kind of encouragement for their children to pursue any specific career path. Their child should be allowed to choose for themselves when they are ready. Kids will naturally become interesting in certain career types and their parents should be supportive, even if the…

Define “taint”. Can you use it in a sentence, please?

Ass scandals. The most terrible of scandals there are.

Holy shit

I think I remember a special feature or something talking about it. They said they tried using an 8 inch stunt-cock first. But since Hemmy’s so big and muscular all around it actually looked kind of small on him. So they made a 10 inch one for him to wear.

I wonder if Kevin Bacon thinks whether or not stunt-cocks count as freeing the bacon?

I’ve been noticing lately, every year, more and more, I know fewer and fewer celebrities.

He’s probably of the same mind as Harrison Ford:

I always went out of my way just so that no one had a valid example that my choice of habit affected them.

I’ve been on Bumble for 3 or 4 years now. I almost never match with anyone. And in all those years I’ve gotten a total of, hold on let me make sure...... 5 women that actually sent me a message. It’s extremely disheartening. *growl* But enough of my pathetic and depressing experience.

I think you should learn how to trust others cautiously. Like, don’t trust them enough to let them hurt you. Trust them just enough that you can have healthy interactions with those that really are genuine and good people. I promise you, we do exist.