Pineapple of fear? Sounds terrifyingly tasty.

They woulda gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling adults.

Another user linked to this:

That moth........ is fabulous.

Why is he hanging out with a 1920's mob hitman?

He’s in a better place now.

Glass Purse

I eat and I moisturize and I’m happy. (LOL)

This reminds me of a radio special I heard yesterday about how Bruce Springsteen inspired one actor. I think it was Rob Lowe or someone else who was in the film The Outsiders. Heavy paraphrasing to follow:

What if.... *looks around* What if Jason wasn’t white?

Ha, that’s funny.

Oh, in what way? My sincere apologies for making you uncomfortable. I would appreciate some feedback so I can assess where and how I might improve.

How what?

I feel like I’m missing out on a joke here...

That sounds scary.

Maybe she’s just big-brained?

I imagine the amount of friction caused by that speed would start a fire.

I’ll date you. I’ll come by your house to pick you up in my Power Wheels. It’s a Hummer model. *wink*

Well that’s not all that unbelievable. Me and my last girlfriend averaged about 30 minutes per condom in a 90 minute session. We were only able to see each other once a week, so we made it count!

I outright lost it.