And if you support “stop and frisk” policies that disproportionately affect minorities and people of color, while claiming that your children will grow up watching racist Fox News, super racist fratdouche Jesse Watters, and UBER racist shrieking harridan Ann Coulter?

Fucking white people.

Divorce is so unseemly. Somebody has to die.

See also: parents of easy babies who think they have it all figured out.

And her brows done, and eye-liner, and mascara...

15 minutes! People really spend longer than that doing their makeup? I must be doing it wrong.

And got mad when she was called out. She’s on my irk list.

What irked me about Alicia Keys “no makeup” movement is that she still wore makeup

And that lovely shade of red lipstick she’s wearing ...

Exactly this. Someone posted this tweet some time back, and it was perfect.

I would say “I told you so” to all of these epiphany-havin jackasses, but I think a “Man, fuck outta my face” is more apt right now.

In a couple of years a lot of his voters will swear on a stack of bibles they never voted for him.

Fucked up, ain’t it? To think that one day we may have to get the Germans to come over here to fight the Nazis.

The brilliance of the master race on display.

How did you get out of that German jail so fast?

We never “denazified” the confederacy here. We could learn from Germany.

I do believe he must be so annoyed he didn’t find likeminded kin in (his?) Aryan utopia.

Looks like some dumbass might end up spending time in a German prison. I do believe that shit is illegal there.