Thank you for the much needed laugh! You win the internet today - that is hilarious!

Thought there had to be an RFK, Jr. reference somewhere here. Good to see I won’t leave disappointed.

lol that’s wild.  We don’t really see them in town proper.  But you drive out from where I was coming and it’s still in “town” but there are more forested areas, but this was right across the street from a cemetery and way more into town that I had ever seen one.

My wife grew up in rural Maine. Forget the deer, the moose were the real danger. She has really well defined “deer-dar” and will tell me she senses deer and sure enough, it normally isn’t long before you see the tiny bits of eyeshine in the woods.

It’s not even rural my mom lived in a subdivision and regularly saw deer. The only time seeing a deer this time of year is an edge case is in the middle of LA or NYC. Hell I almost nailed a huge buck less than 2000 feet from a major highway near a huge grocery store complex and subdivisions.

I live in the middle of Oklahoma City, and passed TWO on the way to work that were dead on the side of the road.

Living in a rural area, and it being late October, I would hardly call a deer in the road an edge case. I’ve probably seen as many of them driving this week as I have red lights.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

Also sounds like his apartment’s parking spaces might not be up to code. Isn’t there a prescribed minimum width for parking that should easily accommodate a full sized pickup?

Yeah, but you can sell your F-150 or Silverado any day of the week without Elmo threatening to sue your ass into oblivion.

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

Yeah, but you can sell your F-150 or Silverado any day of the week without Elmo threatening to sue your ass into oblivion.

But he could have resold the others.

I am going to assume that if he had bought an F150, that yes he may have been in the same situation and he would have sold it. The difference is that Ford is not going to fine him for doing so

How can anyone justify this treatment? How can people continue to make excuses for such an objectively flawed and compromised vehicle?

Harassment isn’t just limited to a narrow group of protected attributes.

just know that it would apply to everyone, even those talking about Conservatives.

Which we were all quick to remind all the Alex Jones fanboys when his channels got axed, but then we’re outraged when this other dipshit isn’t banned in kind.

They don’t actually want to debate. It’s all an attention-grabbing ruse that also helps rouse their braindead followers. I like this summary of it:

It’s a rhetorical trick that isn’t nearly as smart as they think it is. Redefining “screaming at and mocking you” as “debate,” just like redefining “insisting that my predetermined conclusion is true and treating all evidence to the contrary in a bad faith manner” as “destroying someone with LOGIC.”