Yeah, unfortunately I *do* sleep like a wildebeest. I am a Mighty Blanket Monster and no bed is safe from my powers. Seriously, I can manage to spin a comforter 180 degrees (so the foot end is at my chin), pull out the top sheet entirely and crumple it into a ball, and rearrange all the pillows, IN ONE NIGHT.

Yeah, it's the flu. Which, as TychaBrahe noted above, causes 35,000 DEATHS in the USA each year (and many, many more in some other countries). Most of those deaths are elderly people and children under 10. The 1918 flu pandemic is estimated to have killed 75-100 MILLION people worldwide, somewhere between 3-5% of the…