Rapaport is pushing back on it:

If Russ starts running down the court and Adams has to heave full court passes to him, at least 40% are getting intercepted or creating some sort of 50/50 situation that would negate any positive effect.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

This is now 101 years without a White Sox World Series. Sad!

“I saw my homie from the hood in Harlem the other day. The ninja was standing out front of this ghetto bodega and was like, “What’s good, cousin?” I told him, “Aight, just getting back from playing spades, and was heading to get some collard greens, yams, and potato salad for this soul food party later.” I was…

I had to applaud at my desk. (Usually reserve that for beasting a spreadsheet, but not this time!)

That stop on Stastny is world class.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

There is literally no one who has commented suggesting otherwise (as of yet).

DENTAL PLAN

In all seriousness, can someone tell me why a 66 year old paraplegic was tasked with controlling access to the field at the Super Bowl?

I’m sorry, not to be an ass but I’m still struggling with “paraplegic security guard”.

Pistol Pete

I only count 29. Aside from Belichick, who else is studying film of Josh Allen?

Matt Nagy looks like he dressed too casually for a fancy steak restaurant and the maitre d’ had to get him a jacket AND pants.

Just living up to their sponsor’s jingle

I’m tipping based off complexity of the order. If they’re opening bottles or pouring a draft, that’s a buck per. If they’re mixing something I might give two dollars. I don’t think cost should be a factor. Say they crack open a Bud Light or they crack open an imported beer? I’m supposed to tip more because the beer…

it’s one less transaction for those who are going to tip properly (if you are just joining us, that’s 20 percent!)

Where was Robert California during the strangling spree? He seems like a serial killer.

Have about a 99.5% confirm on the player’s identity.