He backs himself on to the wrong sideline at 0:45 and is immediately advised he is not supposed to be there. The guy looks him square in the eye and points across the field. He stands there - presumably talking and listening - for a good 12 seconds more until enough people yell at him to get him to move. Running…

Other dirty skilled players like Doughty, Keith, or Neal don’t get this level of hate.

Someone owes that old dude an apology!

benefitted from the goalie just kind of falling on his ass

Look at that hashtag!

Maybe you could point me to a better replay but I don’t see him sticking his knee out there at all let alone flat out attempting to hit him knee on knee like you’re suggesting. Parise has his head down as he fumbles the puck for a split second and the Red Wing sees an opportunity to drill him (which there absolutely…

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Actually they only bought (most of) the Zellers leases from HBC. They took empty spaces. Warehousing, supply chain, labour, management, etc. were all built from scratch.

Correct, the tackler didn’t touch him.

Ha, I didn’t notice that. That’s exactly what happened. The penalty spot is the same color and about the same diameter of the ball so in his periphery it looked similar enough to fool him.

Maybe I don’t “fit the mold” but what’s with the quotes?

It’s not terrible. He sees AB get a step on his man and figures he can drop it in there before the safety gets there. It’s a narrow (or possibly non-existant) window but I can see why he tried it.

Of course his name is Kyle.

That quote is great for identifying assholes.

Kenny Miller sighting!

The part I don’t get is why with 2 outs you would risk that last throw to 3rd (to the catcher) when the guy going to 2nd had pretty much given himself up.

The best part of this story is that he himself reported the burn and was too oblivious to notice.

Betty Thomas, whose previous features included The Brady Bunch Movie, I Spy, Doctor Dolittle, and Private Parts, all of which had roughly comprehensible budgets.

Denton. No fucking way.

To be fair, in Cobb’s case it’s like 80% windup.