The thing is, it’d be really hard to foul off Justin Verlander! Even with that abortion of a swing he’s still getting the bat on the ball. That in itself shows some impressive coordination and reflexes.

Let’s be real, Rich Hill would probably crank bombs off of you if you pitched to him today.

I’m gonna be that guy: it’s Chuck Berry, not James Brown.

In cash!

Do you know what James Brown says every night before he says “1-2-3-4"?

They are going to have a hard time getting him up to speed, what with learning the playbook, line calls and how to catch a Salmon down at the market all by Sunday.

It’s like the cops in Vancouver don’t understand the First Amendment.

Local newspaper reports that dude is the brother in law of the woman who caught the ball. I don’t know if that makes it any better.

I love how determined he looks. He’s either a complete asshole, drunk, or both.

That’s horse shit. The Cubs invented, let them do it. Everyone else latching on is just lame.

What a stupid, pointless “rule” for fans.

I’m Canadian and not as litigious as some of my American cousins but I’d sue the dude. Seriously. It’s theft, if he took her iPhone x and tossed it in a river he’d be charged. That ball may have not been worth much since it was a Dodger he and they lost but she was super happy to get that ball and that dude fucking…

I think it’s more that the dude took it from the woman that caught it and then threw back the ball that he didn’t catch. He got to be billy badass with a ball somebody else caught for him.

Holy shit, what a fucking asshole!

Look at this meatball right here thinking he’s being clever.

You are a dumb fuck.

Ten years ago, almost to the day, a lady with whom I was on a date mentioned, “I’ve noticed that people who know a lot of facts about the world tend to be more liberal.” I politely deflected, saying that I knew plenty of very sharp folks who happened to be conservative based on certain values, yada yada.

A related and equally depressing point is that the kind of people who take this stuff quasi-seriously don’t even *care* that much about it. They’re not going to check back in a month or two and be like “why are the Seahawks still in the NFL?” while anxiously awaiting Sean Hannity to report on the latest developments…

I want that Jeter one airbrushed on a van.

I’m making that Nicklaus one my phone background.