That was the joke, dummy.

Oh, this happens to me all the time, too. A few years ago I spoke to my father about something he made me do (not sexual or harmful, just a scary physical swimming challenge) when I was very young, and he vehemently denied that anything like that and would never do that to a young girl. Yeah—he may not remember it…

So now if I say “Looseseals” was super mean to me, it’s totes fine as long as I believe it to be true? Do you see what I mean? I don’t remember shit that happened ten weeks ago and she remembers word for word a conversation she had a decade ago with a guy who is friends with her then (current?) boyfriend and because…

Gee, you would almost think that MLS academies are a part of the solution, rather than a part of the problem.

Carleton is the stud of Atlanta United’s academy, highly doubt he’ll begin his career anywhere else but there. He’ll get plenty of experience there though, tons of young internationals on the squad and Tata is a world-class coach.

I’ve spent the last few days overcoming my grief by watching youtube clips of US players to watch for 2022. That and lots of drugs have convinced me we will be the team to beat.

“Markets traded down today after the quarterly USMNT index increased 3.4% year-over-year but fell short of analysts’ consensus target of 3.7%.”

Yeah that checks out.

About Andrew Carleton...

Slightly off topic, but man do you guys need a nickname or something for your soccer team. USMNT sounds like a fucking quarterly report. Literally anything would be better.

You will probably see at least one hit the field for Atlanta United. 3 of the starting 11 are on the ATL Academy team. MLS home grown clubs are the best and only tool that MLS has to help US Soccer.

Gas Stations HATE This One Trick

Why is so much of a hassle to pump your gas now?

Well ads are everywhere. Resistance is futile.

Bah Gawd King, What A Takedown!

Really leaning into this Dennis Miller thing huh?

I haven’t seen an orangeman cause this much chaos for the national scene since every day this year.

This would almost make it worth living in Syracuse.

What if we just shot Jerry Jones into the sun on a rocket?

He looks more like a Kyle to me.