Are you expecting an article for every homerun in the playoffs?

Nope.

Why are the Olympics any more valid than this type of tournament? Olympics have only been best on best since 1998. Canada Cup’s been going since ‘76 (could stretch to include the ‘72 Summit Series). History’s definitely on the side of the Canada Cup. No Olympics can hold a candle to ‘76 or ‘87 (or possibly any Canada…

I simply don’t watch that episode anymore.

Funny how the international hockey world has changed. As late as the late 90's nobody in Canada really gave a shit about playing in the Olympics, other than we didn’t like getting our asses kicked by the Soviets every 4 years. It would’ve been nice to win some gold, but we basically treated it like we treat the WHC…

Funny how the world’s best player can improve a line.

Has to be the latter (last?). He doesn’t own responding to reader questions.

Right down to the weird-ass throwing motion.

I think I just heard David Brooks’ head explode.

Semis: Canada over Sweden, NA over USA

Not really true anymore. He did some following last year. Shut down Antonio Brown in fact.

If anything his reaction was understated relative to the accomplishment. That was amazing.

...for each player involved. Punishment has to fit the crime.

Nice. Replays of sweet one handed grabs are what keep me coming back to Deadspin.

You obviously have never heard the sweet sound of genuine Panaphonics.

Not taxpayers, but payers of a tax! Totally different.

Why did the Japanese kids even bother showing up?

TJ Duckett is one of your examples of a fat back? Yeah, what a tub:

They gave poor Teddy, who set the National Park system up, a very pretty but unspectacular park in North Dakota. Also, it’s split up into two unconnected segments, which, really, makes it two parks.

Came down to say something along those lines. The guy is basically saying of his favorite team: