“I don’t know what an ‘Indiana Jones’ is, and I don’t fucking care.”

Contra for the NES was an immensely big part of my childhood, and that code is seared into my brain forever. It’s such a great piece of gaming history.

“I know almost nothing but I hate it!”

-Your average Star Wars fan, ladies and gents.

Reminder that Abrams “nuh-uh”-ed Palpatine.

I prefer TRos to TLJ. I rank them all below the prequels.

its crazy to think that just a couple of years ago i would have absolutely paid for this, would have pre-ordered as soon as possible...but after the Last Jedi debacle...i just don’t care anymore...

OK, listen, everyone knows LotR is horrible trilogy. We promise we won’t make the same mistakes and keep up the standards you’re used to from he cinematic Masterpiece that was Halloween 2018.

The most fucked up thing is how ineffective the wall is. People have climbed it. Cut through it. Literally gone around it. The only thing the wall is good for, really, is saying “fuck you” to the brown people south of the US.

Yes. And to say otherwise ignores at least a half dozen movies. Please stop with this.

I’ve now spent hours with the sequel characters and with the exception of Kylo Ren I barely know how they tick. I’ve spent a similar amount of time with Mando and feel like I know him. 

The Stanley Cup.

 You're not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say. 

I mean, she’s supposed to be representing women in tech

From a story structure perspective, you don’t resolve the big mystery in the second act though, do you? Part of what feels disjointed about TLJ is that it feels like, if anything, it should be the third act. It ends largely where TFA begins.

Never understood why people attached themselves to the

“the final film in the Skywalker Saga” 

Am I the only one who doesn’t care about Broom Boy? It was a neat throwaway moment, but about as consequential as having Harley Keener appear at the end of Endgame.

I still don’t quite get why people are hung up on Broom Boy.

I’m probably biased from watching the Clone Wars, but the prequel trilogy we clearly see there are Jedi from all planets, all races, etc. Sure, Anakin was a chosen one, but I do not recall anywhere in the series it implied only Skywalkers or Palpatines could…

Ah no she just quit, turned her back on the galaxy, moved to an island, cut herself off from the force and refused to help her friends because she had a bad day one time.