Those are the Radominals.

It reads like my... I mean someone's KFC fanfic.

Being a hoe gives you so much sexual wisdom tbh

The day I decided I would not have sex with any man who didn’t first make me cum with his mouth was the day I left sexual purgatory and was admitted to Elysian Fields.

real conversation i’ve had with a tinder date

That would be so great!

My wife and I just call it TGI O’Chilibees.

Oh, geez. Talk about a fresh wound. My sympathies.

You have my sympathies. I just got fired, too.

Well, maybe you can use your time off for a career change. You could be a truck driver, a sailor, join the Mafia,

Your name is disturbing and 100% fact

I used to love reading these posts, but now I hate reading them because they make me feel that all servers hate me all the time. And I’m nice...and I tip well....and I never send anything back!

Last Tango in... oh man. This is one of those posts I wish I could star 1,000 times.

I worked at the Bellagio years ago in security. Once in a while we’d get a call to our 24hr restaurant for a customer problem. The staff would try their best to ameliorate most situations but there were special cases. People who couldn’t or wouldn’t pay their bill were told that if they didn’t pay the police would be…

<insert joke about buttering someone's croissant here>

In retrospect, it’s amazing how many of these could’ve fit into Horrible Bosses—which is its own category, even!

Oh man, one part of the quest is to jump off the Tower while wearing an Atheon mask. PERFECT.

Last Tango in the Epcot France Pavillion

I return to pouring beverages and go to deliver a beer, which happened to go to the guy who shouted at the woman. I smile at him gratefully and he takes the beer, grins at me and says “can I have some butter?”