“Now do it again”

What on earth is a sweater jockey? ( I am afraid to google this, frankly.)

That feeling of accomplishment when I get to the end of the comments [so far], realize I’ve been reading BCO comments for nearly 3 hours, and still feel accomplished. I love the column every week but if I’m honest, I love the comments even more.
Group hug!!

Hermosa’s just super chill like that.
But I haven’t been there in maybe 15 years; it’s probably gone to hell by now, too. Boo.

One of these things (yours) is not like the others.

I lived in San Clemente for three years (beach community). Another world. Beautiful people. Beautiful place. The only other place/people that match that are mountain people.

it’s ‘gonabolasyphaherpacrabalaids’, and yes. She’s dead of that now. I’m Mike Graves! (Not my real name, but still, my story)

Reminds me of the fellow I knew who once casually remarked that the bruise on his forehead was because he accidentally got his head stuck under a couch while dancing.

That’s hilarious. I don’t have any good stories, but I genuinely loved being a barista in college. It was a coffee shop on campus, actually in the student library, and our customers (mostly bleary-eyed students) either really liked us, or feared retribution from their caffeine peddling overlords. I never had a…

Serious question: Why can’t the proprietor just ask the racist ass-clown to not return. “Sir, I’m sorry that our values and yours don’t match. I’m sure that another vendor would be more to your liking. Please have a nice day...” I get it—you depend on customers for your livelihood. But these people will never learn…

And I want to see this sign in front of restaurants more often. Dare too dream, eh?

It’s Fox Geezer Syndrome.

Just wanted to pop in and mention I accidentally hit a customer in the head with a table last night. Have a great rest of your day.

I’ve actually had a couple request two tables so they could each sit alone, shout across the aisle to each other as they ate, and both use a coupon.

Oh. My. God. That last one just broke my heart.