Mae Whitman can now finally achieve the motherly role she was destined to have after Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I think she's nice enough (her formerly active Reddit profile was charming), but I'm not totally sure she's talented enough for the amount of roles I've seen her in.

Serious discussion: outside of the awesome Mission Impossible series, does Tom Cruise still have a box office draw? Or is he just one of those Scientology loons we like following in the tabloids?

I'm disappointed it's from her, I actually like her. Now that Barsanti is missing, I find William Hughes has taken up the mantle of articles I get annoyed with.

Made from the finest CGI pigs that Okja could provide!

It's the amount of "point-and-laugh" articles that frankly focus on very trivial details rather than reporting on the legitimately terrifying news that routinely comes out.

I'm mildly afraid of you jerkwads!

Topical!

It includes such diversities as white man with blonde hair, white man with brunette hair, guilt-ridden Catholic and neurotic man with glasses.

As someone who is normally indifferent to Jay Z at best: I thoroughly enjoyed this album and would love to see him. Thanks AVC!

I know this guy doesn't even own a cell phone, but surely he's complained about those young whippersnappers streaming his movies and complaining music isn't on vinyl anymore?

That's not comedic exaggeration, he actually said that, folks.

I'm still waiting for Ryan Seacrest to join them, Don Imus and Alan Freed in doing something so dumb it kills his career.

I'm not saying I hate it politically, but this IV is bitching and moaning to the point that it's grating here. If he didn't like the movie, he should give a grade that reflects it.

Goddamn, this is the most half-hearted positive review I've ever seen. Give it a D, I can tell from the text you hate what this movie stands for.

I get cramps typing at my job, I demand compensation!

*Mel Gibson angrily tweets congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays*

This is the first AVC comment in a long time that's given me more than a chuckle.

Ron Howard voice: It won't.

That's incredible.