I'm not sure how they couldn't tell he was there, given he kept popping up exorbitantly drunk next to Rooney Mara in bed.

At that point I'd just make my own birthday card

Nobody wanted it until the election special made people kind of clamor for it. People who usually don't use the internet.

Lmao, you think I'm alt-right? I'm just saying this all looks pretty shitty and CNN protected this guy with those words. Feel free to think what you think though.

I don't even think Trump is an aggressive racist. He just doesn't take the time to think "hey, maybe saying CNN is the antichrist is a bad idea." Where are his advisors when he has his smartphone?

Trump and his followers have solidified for me that Twitter is currently the most toxic widely-used site on the Internet. That's saying something.

Wow, so CNN actually didn't publish his name in solidarity of ethics. They shifted the blame to themselves rather than have their readers doxx him themselves.

If the story that it's a teenager is true, it'd violate more than just ethics if the name weren't punished since he technically didn't commit a crime.

I brushed off so many things as "internet drama" I had no idea it could actually leak into real life.

You wrote "cool badass" 3 times. Are you proud of how clever that wordplay was?

You know your user base hates these recaps right? I actually like them but it's not hard to notice people complaining about it.

I keep thinking of Bob Shapiro in American Crime Story desperately trying to make a plea bargain and make a vacation with his wife in order to avoid 1992 LA all over again.

Have I mentioned I'm heterosexual today in a way that does not condone sexual assault of any kind?

At this point I'll take anything that allows me to comment with my fellow commentariat before Kinja kills it completely.

"For Fuck's Sake, Internet!"

"We haven't figured out how to make change for a penny yet, but we'll surely get money in there somehow!"

It's the reason I stopped watching Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. It's Jerry's favorite topic.

Ever since McConaughey revived his career with True Detective, every washed up actor has tried to make it work. The only ones who have turned tv work into successful movies were either already on TV for years (Idris Elba) or were exceptional at their roles (Mahershala Ali).

He hooks up with Kathryn Hahn and maybe Amy Landecker. I still can't buy him as someone datable.

Ugh, I HATE him. He's like the dipshit son from Transparent as a real person.