Is he wrong though? We live in a world where Harvey Weinstein and Charlie Rose are plotting their comebacks via a documentary and TV show respectively about what they did to women. We live in a world where Matt Lauer thinks his feedback at NBC is still wanted.

i too will not play qb for the Browns

“As DeShone Kizer will tell you, that’s still a lot harder than it sounds.”

I’m not buying Bautista’s small sample size dead cat bounce. That’s nice that he produced one positive stat over the course of a couple dozen at-bats, but there’s plenty of evidence that he’s just done.

Not to mention, they still have Bobby Bonilla on the payroll. And I’m sure Rickey Henderson wouldn’t mind mounting another paycheck on his wall instead of cashing it.

So the Mets didn’t sign Bautista? That’s a relief.

Bring Tebow up and they’ve got a half decent shot of taking the SEC, too.

Mets gearing up to go after the 2010 World Series championship.

Interesting how you assume the manager and the pig are both truthful and reasonable.

Beckula!

they never off duty man.

Yes, 911? These bitches been in the restroom for too damn long.

The restaurant says they were closed, but the women say the restaurant was open because people were still dining. Anyone who’s worked service knows a closed restaurant often has people in it well beyond the official closing time, and while the public may still be inside, no one new gets to come in.

is that really a thing?

I’m thrilled with how the Caps played, but in my heart I know this has only put off my inevitable disappointment for another couple days.

How would feel if someone made assumptions about the names of your kids to you? It’s not right regardless of who does it, so don’t it.

Buying fucking Sudafed seems to require more checks than buying a gun in some states.

At this point, it feels like adopting a dog from a shelter requires more checks and personal responsibility than buying a gun.

I am certain, CERTAIN, that the Mexican-American man looking for the porta potties a block from the house he is working on is going to threaten to kill the woman in the neighborhood and kill her entire family. That just sounds like smart business.

OF COURSE one of her children is named Jaxson.