You can be sure that when there is a SPACE FORCE they will use the cyber and the nuclear.

Trump. Learn. Heh.

It’s easy to say and remember. He’s not going to rail against Sureños.

It’s one of his “Not a lot of people know” comments about something everybody knows.

Why is half of Golden State’s roster centers? I seem to recall them having a deeper bench of players who could give meaningful minutes and not bring the offense to a standstill.

Because some forms of the game are fun to watch, and some are not. Do you want to watch a team crisply cutting a passing to get the best possible shot, or do you want to see one player dribble for 15 seconds and then try to dupe the refs into calling a bullshit foul? (That’s a rhetorical question.)

This is bad Kinja.

It would seem Jeff Bezos doesn’t give a good blow job.

I can’t believe that anyone would admit this out loud. This sets a horrific precedent. A business changed a policy because they are afraid of the president* tweeting about it. I have been saying from the beginning of our national nightmare that the press should simply ignore Trump’s tweets. Focus on what the…

They’re there to watch football. It’s really that simple.

That and a nickel will get you a nice, hot cup of jack squat.

Make the Mets Great Again! #MMGA

Don’t bury the lede. Did he do a totally righteous bat flip, or not? Jose Bautista will best remembered for a bat flip, and Jose Bautista is the kind of guy who would be fine with that. Oh, he’ll be remembered for getting punched in the face too.

What’s great about him being broke and dumb as a box of hammers is that it totally does not make him an easy target for manipulation or bribery.

Trump is trying to play the schoolyard bully, picking a fight with the least popular kid ever, and getting humiliated. Meanwhile, Xi and Putin are carving up the rest of the world like the Cuba cake in The Godfather II. Trump talks to Hannity every night. I picture Xi and Putin on the phone every night, giggling…

A great way to mute him is to keep writing stories about him.

I realize this wouldn’t be the 10,000th worst thing that Trump has done in the time it took me to type this, but oh well, I’ll be “that guy”:

They’re up 53-43 as I write this.

Me too! She said she’d heard it all before...

I would just like to point out that you compared Kizer to Favre. That’s like saying Kevin James and Daniel Day Lewis are both actors.

It’s straight out of the Mexican Invasion Module. First, use the toilet. Then, force all white people to speak Spanish. (I left out a few steps for the sake of brevity.)